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Author: Mr Small Timestamp:- 27/1/2004 3:23:24 PM Subject: Open Media Conference - round 1
Message: Media: "How do you feel about your first round opponent?" Small: "I'm not too sure I want to play anyone that gives Sheeps----!"
Media: "It's not against the law ..." Small: "It is against the law, actually. It is a criminal offence; he should be in prison."
Media: " ...but with regards to the Open." Small: "Well, no, but SK can't make rules regarding every pecadillo and offensive action that occurs."
Media: "You lost the second round at the last Open to Dartagnan." Small: "Yes."
Media: "Were you surprised that Dartagnan was found to be using Nandrolone?" Small: "No, not at all. When Dartagnan beat Tontonan in the first round, Tontonan was extremely suspicious and I concurred with his suspicions. Dartagnan's a cheat. He shouldn't be allowed to play in his own backyard, let alone an Open."
Media: "Are you worried about what could be inside your next opponent?" Small: "I don't know what's inside Sheepshead. I don't want to know what's inside Sheepshead."
Media: "How do you think the match will go?" Small: "I'm not sure of that but I am sure of one thing."
Media: "What's that?" Small: "Win or lose, I won't be shaking his filthy hand. I don't want the guy anywhere near me."
Message: Media- Relative newcomer first up Mookie. How do you think you will fare?
Mookie- To start, I'm going to enschwoud him in a cocoon of howwor. Absowoo howwor. I intend on swow, demowawising embawassmen. I will squeeze his head untiw a swimy ooze comes out of his eyebaws.
Media- They're some fighting words Mike.. ah Mook. Any concerns on being a rookie challenger?
Mook- Wookie? You tink I'm a wookie chawwenger? I been wound da bwock, wet me tew you. I'm gonna wumble, I'm gonna dance, and weave my impwint on dis man's head. I want to eat his chiwdwen. If i get hungwy, i might have a bite of him, I'm mad baby.
Media- Right.. moving on, have you seen much of your opponent, Sfewst?
Mook- Im gonna tew you, I don't care, I'm so pwetty, I'm gonna dance. I never seen, i never herd nuttin, he is nobody to me. I can't even say his name. Im cwazy man, I'm cwazy.
Media- Well good luck anyway Mike
Mook- What did you call me? I'm not Mike any more, I'm iwon mook, and im cwazy.
Author: OliverFan Timestamp:- 28/1/2004 10:26:22 AM Subject: Re: Open Media Conference - round 1
Message: I am a bit worried about you macca, You are always talking about homosexuality are you trying to express yourself in some way. Would you like me to open a thread called THE CLOSET so you can come out of it.
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