Load Up On This.

gladys

Get ready to load up on laying those useless big headed no hopers we have representing us in cricket starting this Wednesday. Now this Pommy side is next to useless as well, but as shown by the Indian C Grade side of last summer, you don't have to be very good to beat these duds.

As I see it we have two decent batters in Smith and Labuschagne and two decent bowlers in Cummins and Hazelwood. The only person in danger when facing Starc is the poor fool standing at square leg whilst OHS should require all people in the crowd in the first ten rows back from the fence to wear a helmet when Lyons is bowling.

Now I know that those poor Pommies have only won a miserable amount of games at Brisbane going all the way back to Bodyline and in the last four tours have only won one series whilst being beaten four and five blot in the other three. Those teams were playing against talented if boorish Australian sides however, this team is playing against total no hopers. Look at this useless mob. The only players that would stand a chance of making our previous teams would be maybe Smith and probably Cummins. The rest would not be allowed to attend net practice let alone make the team.

Load up on the lay in Brisbane as after that there will be no value they will be so long in the betting. Load up on the lay in them winning the series too. Money for old rope as these cheaters choke and fumble and blame everyone except their own miserable lack of talent.

I think the bloke that will put the cleaners through this lot of no hopers will be Mark Wood provided he stays injury free. this bloke is quick and as the Indian team demonstrated last summer, these pea hearts don't like it when it gets a bit hot in the kitchen.

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"Meanwhile. are you going to charge me rent for living inside your head Chivas? Do you call out to me in the middle of the night, come on, I bet you do."

If I thought you could pay me rent, then yes, I would charge you, but given the way you lose money on the punt, I wouldn't be that cruel.

As for crying out for you in the night, well, if you looked anything like your avatar, then yes, I certainly would. But you're no doubt a middle-aged guy with a spare tyre around your waist, pungent BO, broken teeth and an atrocious comb-over, so I'd say its just wishful thinking on your part. 

Thanks again for the laughs Glad, you and Krapper are a great comedy tag-team.

No one hides from a compulsive liar like you Chivas. You imagine that I did something and then try to discredit me on your made up delusions.

As Khap said, not hard to see why Waller didn't take Regumate Girl over there. She would have been flogged and both of us would have cleaned up on the lay.

Meanwhile. are you going to charge me rent for living inside your head Chivas? Do you call out to me in the middle of the night, come on, I bet you do.

Can someone explain why my last post states that Nechita "won paying $5" when my original post did not mention any starting price? Who edited this in?

Khrapper,

Have you forgotten the time when you advised clients to lay the last 21 of Black Caviar's 25 victories.

Former clients, I should say.

Regards 

Geoffrey

"As everyone knows I have not made a mistake with a lay in over a decade. Apart from dozens of Cup Lays we have 29/29 from other Lays.
Lay No 30 is Nechita Flem 4 No 11 and is currently favourite on Fixed Odds."

 

Haha Krapper, you didn't lay Nature Strip? Sure, just like you claim that your successful laying record is maintained. Can you tell us how Nechita went that day? Oh that's right she won paying $5, but somehow it didn't affect your successful laying record.

Hopeless punter, even worse liar! Thanks for keeping the laughs coming while Gladys is in hiding.

I did not Lay Nature Strip as I did not think it was a top notch field, even though it is a Group 1. But everyone would know what a bad Group 1 is, we have dozens of them in Aussie each season.

I did Lay that horse Home Affairs and it went like a crippled crab and I Layed Artorius. I just did not like the time that has expired between win and has a poor winning strike rate. So there you go, my succesful Laying record is maintained.

Most of you will know that I am among the best in the world at this caper. Some will also know that I started this Laying caper (nominating Lays on websites) way back when Innovation Girl was racing. Now it is a phenomena.

Pity Waller did not take Winx overseas, I would have Layed that too. I almost would have subsidised the trip if I was asked, I would have got a lot of it reimbursed from Laying Winx. 


One has to assume that Gladys also 'loaded-up' laying Nature Strip in the King's Stand Stakes at Ascot yesterday, after all, she keeps telling us ad nauseam that Aussie horses are over-rated and nowhere near world-class. Gladys would no doubt have layed Nature Strip for all she's worth - which isn't very much when you look at her recent punting history, but nevertheless, lay him she did.

Maybe Glad was cheering-on the favourite Golden Pal, he's not an Aussie, so he must be good, but no, turned out he was no good at all. The Yanks said he was the best sprinter in the world but he finished so far behind Nature Strip that he couldn't have won if he'd caught a cab.

Maybe Glad will come out of hiding and share another one of her fanciful 'small loss' stories with us. Looking forward to it.


Hmmmm, Count, maybe.

But if this was the case she must have been giving that return and ear bottle machine up near Woolies one hell of a workout.

King, perhaps the bag was full of Gladys' own losing tickets from a day on the punt. Going by her tipping advice on this site, it sounds about right.

Hey Count,

I see Glad, has a new profession.

I take it back she is no longer a goose she is now an EMU.

How do I know?

Because I saw her at the races the other day toting around a great big old green garbage bag filled to the brim with old used tote tickets, talk about a desperado!

Count,

Don't bee to hard on "POOR" old Glad re her:

"then recorded a small loss. So what."

I believe her when she said that she "then recorded a small loss"

Of course it was only a small loss, after all just how much money could "POOR" old glad have generated from picking up old bottles and cans to feed to the return and earn machine.

I know this because I saw her from my car the other day pushing a beat up old shopping trolley filled to the brim with recyclable bottles and cans and with big green garbage bags tied to the handles (presumably containing her worldly possessions) and heading for the return and earn machine up near Woolies.

My chauffeur then parked my Rolls, went into Woolies and purchased some KING prawns for me before heading to the attached bottle shop to purchase me some champagne and black label scotch.

As he was exiting the bottle shop to return to my car, I observed "POOR" old Glad trying to sell a $2 packet of Weetbix to passing people for $1 so she could convert her discounted goods into a mere pittance of punting money to "load up on laying those useless big headed no hopers"

What’s even more amusing about seeing a big-noting, know-nothing, blow-hard fall flat on their face is seeing them try to salvage some credibility by saying that they only recorded "a small loss”. Sorry Glad, but you've never had any credibility to begin with and be it large or small, it is still a loss and you must be getting very used to them by now.

You told me recently "Punting successfully is a long term procedure Count Cretin. A few minor setbacks means nothing when you know you will finish up in front laying these no hopers."

The way you punt, “Long term” is looking like a 10 to 20 year ordeal and how can you know anything about “punting successfully” when all you've ever shown us is how to lose money. Looking at your form, there are no "minor setbacks" only major catastrophes, all courtesy of the over-rated Winx and the no hoper Aussie cricketers.

Thanks again for the laughs, can’t wait for your next “small loss” prediction.

Haven't you got any friends or at least a counsellor to talk to Count Cretin. Does your whole life revolve around thinking of something to say to attract my attention?

Finally these duds managed to beat a team that is rated 6th in the World. So what. I layed the duds, got some back immediately when they were 2 for 8, then recorded a small loss. So what.

You need to get out more. Perhaps that is not possible if you are in a secure ward though I guess.

"Great at home belting up touring sides who have had no match practice and lesser lights but a whole new ball game when you travel. "

Don't you just love it when a big-noting, know-nothing, blow-hard has their words come back to haunt them. In our Glad's case, it's just another day at the office, as her hilariously embarrassing gaffes are a well known and regular occurrence on this site.

Perhaps our Glad needs to find a new interest, as she is completely out of her depth in sports commentating. Stamp-collecting perhaps? Can't get into too much trouble there.

Once again, thanks for the laughs, Glad. You really are the world's funniest unintentional comedian. See you in 10 years, probably.

King, 'ol Glad is waiting until the result of the third Test in Pakistan is known. If the Aussies win, then Glad will stay 'Missing In Action' for a while longer. If they don't win, then Glad will be back immediately with her usual fanciful stories of imaginary bets with Monopoly money and Champagne that looks and tastes just like lemonade. She's so predictable.

 

Kraptingly,

Re your: "Can't believe you even bought that up."

There's an old saying Krapper about when all else fails read the instructions.

In this case its obvious that you either did not bother to read what I had written or you did in fact read it but unfortunately did not comprehend what you were reading.

I'm tipping the latter.

If you get a grown up to help you read what I wrote then perhaps they may be able to get your poor wooden head to to understand.

I never posted the 2015 field to extol the virtues of the quality of the field, no it was put there to challenge Gladys' laying mathematics and I quote:

"OK, Gladys lets see you explain the mathematics of how you win laying WINX in say the 2015 Cox Plate."

"This should be easy for a mathematical genius like you given that you already know the result."

In any case given that you are obviously a poor novice racing simpleton when it comes to recognizing the quality of the field that WINX beat I will attempt to explain it in very simple lay mans terms for you.

How's this for quality opposition?

9 of the 14 starters won approximately in excess of $3million each in their racing careers.

5 of the 14 starter won in excess of $4 million each in their racing careers.

Every horse in the 14 horse field won near enough to $1 million in their racing careers.

I say near enough as Complacent who was the worst horse in the field and in fact finished last only won just shy of $1 million in its racing career.

Yeah, so here is your worst horse in the field.

Prior to being thrashed in the 2015 Cox Plate by our CHAMPION mare WINX Complacent had had only10 starts for the following wins 1/G1, 1/G2 & 2/G3 and very nearly $1million in prizemoney.

It would appear that WINX must have broken its heart in that 2015 Cox Plate as it never raced again.

Krapper, here's a challenge for you:

Perhaps you can point out to me "how great and classy some of the Cox Plate fields of the past were" by showing us all how the worst horse in the field of these supposed classy Cox Plate fields were in fact better Complacent.

OK gutless, don't just simply avoid the challenge, how about growing a set and giving it a red hot crack, put up or shut up MUG!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey Krapper, you claimed before the 2017 Cox Plate that Might And Power would beat that lot by 10 lengths. Bear in mind that Winx broke the course record that day.

Now you say 'You obviously have no idea how great and classy some of the Cox Plate fields of the past were, before the Winx era.' 

So, let’s have a look at one of them, Might And Power’s “great and classy” 1998 Cox Plate field.

Here are the placings, second to sixth, feel free to talk up the class and greatness of these horses. Then, when you’ve done that, tell us how great and classy the others were – Dracula, Batavian, Gold Guru, Kenwood Melody and Super Slew.

The second placed Northern Drake, how good was he? He looked good with Might And Power under punishing whip riding over the last 200m to beat him, but, he wasn't much good at all, as his 100/1 SP would suggest. Going into the Cox Plate he had never won at Group 1 level. He did however go on to win one Group 1.

Third that year was Tycoon Lil, remember her? No, neither do most people. Going into the Cox Plate she’d won three Group 1s, all 3YO events, two in NZ against her own sex and one out here, the Canterbury Guineas. She retired never having won an open Group 1.

Fourth placed, Dodge, How good was he? He’d won just one Group 1 going into the Cox Plate, the AJC Epsom Hcp at his previous start. He went on to have another 6 career starts and didn't run a place in any of them.

Fifth was Catalan Opening. He had 2 Group 1s to his name going into the Cox Plate, a VRC Chrysler Stakes and an AJC Doncaster, though he was winless in his six lead-up races to the Cox Plate. A further 5 career starts after the Cox Plate also yielded him no wins. 

Sixth was old Doriemus, he was an “over the hill” eight year old who would have just one more career start, ten days later (19th of 24 in the Melbourne Cup) before being pensioned-off to the paddock.

So there we have it, the great and classy field that you were telling us about. Thanks for that.

I said in an earlier post that Gladys had been making so many hilariously embarrassing gaffes that I thought you might be writing her material for her.  Now, after reading your latest offering, I'm sure you are.

Thanks for the laughs, it's hard to know who is the funniest, you or Glad.

 

Gee "the king" was this really the Cox Plate field.

In hindsight and a few years later, even worse than it looked back in the year it was run. 

Can't believe you even bought that up. You obviously have no idea how great and classy some of the Cox Plate fields of the past were, before the Winx era. 

In other words, you don't know what you are mouthing off about. 

  Finish No. Horse Trainer Jockey Margin Bar. Weight   Starting Price
  1 14 WINX Chris Waller Hugh Bowman   1 55.5kg   $4.60F
  2 1 CRITERION (NZ) David Hayes & Tom Dabernig Michael Walker 4.75L 7 59kg   $6
  3 13 HIGHLAND REEL (IRE) Aidan O’Brien Ryan Moore 5.5L 4 56kg   $8
  4 7 PORNICHET (FR) Gai Waterhouse Kerrin McEvoy 9L 11 59kg   $61
  5 4 HARTNELL (GB) John O’Shea James McDonald 10.25L 3 59kg   $16
  6 2 FAWKNER Robert Hickmott Damien Oliver 10.45L 14 59kg   $21
  7 6 THE CLEANER Mick Burles Noel Callow 10.55L 2 59kg   $18
  8 10 GAILO CHOP (FR) Antoine de Watrigant Brad Rawiller 12.55L 8 59kg   $21
  9 12 PREFERMENT (NZ) Chris Waller Nash Rawiller 12.65L 9 57.5kg   $14
  10 3 HAPPY TRAILS Paul Beshara Mark Zahra 13.05L 13 59kg   $21
  11 8 AROD (IRE) Peter Chapple-Hyam Craig Williams 13.8L 5 59kg   $8.50
  12 5 MOURINHO Peter Gelagotis Vlad Duric 16.05L 12 59kg   $41
  13 11 KERMADEC (NZ) Chris Waller Glen Boss 20.3L 10 57.5kg   $9
  14 9 COMPLACENT John O’Shea James Doyle 35.3L 6 59kg   $21

Well said Count.

Remember this one thing Gladys at it defines you as being the CRET!N that you are.

These supposed duds are the very same horses that you in your wisdom actually thought could beat our CHAMPION MARE WINX.

This is a FACT, and I'd reckon that it puts you smack bang in the middle of an estimated 0.00001% of our population that held a similar numbskull like view as yourself.

Keep them coming Glad, you have given and continue to give your jolly old KING endless belly laughs to the point that I am now wobbling like a big bowl of jelly.

Ha, haa, haaa, haaaaaaa, good old Goosey Gladys, you are always good for a laugh!

"Why don't you go and have a cry watching some old videos of Winx beating duds."

I would have thought that you'd be the one crying Glad, given that Winx beating those duds would bring back unpleasant 'laying' memories for you.

Thanks for the laughs.

"Punting successfully is a long term procedure Count Cretin. A few minor setbacks means nothing when you know you will finish up in front laying these no hopers."

So please tell us, Glad, about your long term successes in Laying Winx throughout her career and how successful you were in laying the Aussies in all 5 of their last 5 Tests at home. Its a bit hard to claim punting successes when you haven't posted any.

You still haven't apologized for your hopeless advice to the forum, you know the one -  ‘Load up on the lay in Brisbane as after that there will be no value they will be so long in the betting. Load up on the lay in them winning the series too. Money for old rope as these cheaters choke and fumble and blame everyone except their own miserable lack of talent.’ 

Thanks for returning to give us some more of your comedy. Keep it coming.

Gladys, you are a joke.

Every one is a genius as a punter in hindsight,

From my experience all of the biggest, best and most purported successful hindsight punters are, including you Gladys also the biggest & best pathological liars.

Wake up to yourself Gladys, as they say you may be able to fool some of the people, some of the time but you can NOT fool all of the people (including me) all of the time.

But what really gets me is that a GOOSE like you, has the audacity to call other people pathological liars.

 

I don't know what I enjoy more. Continuing to load up on lays against the Australian cricket team in Pakistan or watching Count Cretin burying himself in his own stupidity.

Punting successfully is a long term procedure Count Cretin. A few minor setbacks means nothing when you know you will finish up in front laying these no hopers.

I got on early at the opening price and then loaded up some more when they had Pakistan on the ropes because just like against India or the Poms in England, they can't finish a team off.

Like you, big on yap, miniscule on talent or results.

Hey Gladys,

I backed every winner in Melbourne the week before last and won an absolute fortune

BUT

This week, thanks to my new found knowledge from you I laid Anamoe on the heavy track and won even more than I did by backing the card in Melbourne the week before last.

Now the question is, who is the bigger GENIUS, you or me?

And or who is the biggest LIAR you or me?

Wake up to yourself Gladys, as they say you may be able to fool some of the people, some of the time but you can NOT fool all of the people (including me) all of the time.

But what really gets me is that a GOOSE like you, has the audacity to call other people pathological liars.

Don’t you just love the way ‘ol Glad tries to walk away from a train wreck and make like nothing has happened – onto my next disaster, no questions asked.

Sorry Glad, but you started this tipping thread, you titled it “Load Up On This” and encouraged the forum members to put their money on your ‘expert’ analysis. RememberLoad up on the lay in Brisbane as after that there will be no value they will be so long in the betting. Load up on the lay in them winning the series too. Money for old rope as these cheaters choke and fumble and blame everyone except their own miserable lack of talent.’ your own words.

So, I think in fairness to those here who may have taken your advice, and potentially lost their money, an explanation as to how you got it so wrong should be forthcoming. Perhaps a heads-up on the punting strategies that led you to the conclusion that laying the Aussies  for the entire Test series was ‘money for old rope.’

Then, you can put this thread to bed with an apology to those who may have taken your clueless advice and ended-up financially worse-off for it.

Thanks again for the laughs you’ve generated with this thread, apart from laying Winx, it’s one of your best.

Now Gaz, I was hoping you were taking steps to stop your pathological lying. I admitted years ago that I had lost money laying her and that was early on, in fact it was her first Cox Plate as I just layed her straight out.  

That dopey scenario that you posted is right in line with your selection of Humidor for the Melbourne Cup. I mean, who lays horses at the jump when the exchange market is 100.5 to 101%.  all the laying is done in the early markets when the percentage is around 110%. The bookies were laying her at 130% plus and their markets would never get below 110%.

I note Count Cretin has gone very silent on the Test cricket. Great at home belting up touring sides who have had no match practice and lesser lights but a whole new ball game when you travel. Remind you of anyone else?

Everytime you've been wrong about your lay, you've never lost!

Good luck today, genius!!

 

I don't respond to your stupid challenges Gaz. Even a total mathematical moron like you should be able to make a profit out of that scenario.

Here's a little hint. Go to Betfair, Click on the little icon near the horses name and bring up the amount wagered and the amount wagered on that horse. Now this is where it will get hard for an imbecile such as your good self. Divide the sum wagered on that horse into the total amount wagered on the race. Using that data, will it drift or firm.

Another little thing for your feeble mind. Lay a horse into any amount. Lay the field into the stake held. Wait for the drift or firming of any runner including the horse layed and just make the adjustments.

When you have done that get someone to look up the word percentage in the dictionary. Why am I wasting my time. You are too stupid to understand anything I have written. Go back to sobbing at your videos.

In your excitement to use large font and bold print whilst establishing yourself as a total moron, you posted in the wrong thread you dunce.

The gift that just keeps on giving. Whilst Gaz and Count Cretin sob over old videos of Red Excitement being beaten by Regumate Girl I have carried on laying these total no hopers in Pakistan. I managed to get a fair wedge into them around the 6/4 mark and the Pakistan openers and number three did the rest, all on day one.

The blowhards are now out to 18/1, I have retrieved my stake and a great profit and now sit on a bet to nothing.

How are your big flapping mouths going right now?

So where's Gladys? 

Looks like I was right again (as usual) she is now soooooo d3pressed and embarrassed that she has gone into hiding once again. smiley

Gary, 

Please be advised that the like button for theKING and the COUNT is located on the end of Glady's goosey, beaky nose.

You will find that you have to give it a good [email protected] to make it work properly.

You will know if it has worked properly if you hear a loud goosey honking sound.

But good luck finding the miserable old CR0NE as I think that she is now soooooo d3pressed and embarrassed that she has gone into hiding once again.

Ha, haa, haaa, we are all laughing at you Gladys, I am pretty sure you don't have the guts to come back on here again,

HONK, HONK!

Where's the LIKE button for King and Chivas?!!!

yeslaugh

 

OK, Gladys lets see you explain the mathematics of how you win laying WINX in say the 2015 Cox Plate.

This should be easy for a mathematical genius like you given that you already know the result.

Have a go ya mug, put up or shut up.

  Finish No. Horse Trainer Jockey Margin Bar. Weight   Starting Price
  1 14 WINX Chris Waller Hugh Bowman   1 55.5kg   $4.60F
  2 1 CRITERION (NZ) David Hayes & Tom Dabernig Michael Walker 4.75L 7 59kg   $6
  3 13 HIGHLAND REEL (IRE) Aidan O’Brien Ryan Moore 5.5L 4 56kg   $8
  4 7 PORNICHET (FR) Gai Waterhouse Kerrin McEvoy 9L 11 59kg   $61
  5 4 HARTNELL (GB) John O’Shea James McDonald 10.25L 3 59kg   $16
  6 2 FAWKNER Robert Hickmott Damien Oliver 10.45L 14 59kg   $21
  7 6 THE CLEANER Mick Burles Noel Callow 10.55L 2 59kg   $18
  8 10 GAILO CHOP (FR) Antoine de Watrigant Brad Rawiller 12.55L 8 59kg   $21
  9 12 PREFERMENT (NZ) Chris Waller Nash Rawiller 12.65L 9 57.5kg   $14
  10 3 HAPPY TRAILS Paul Beshara Mark Zahra 13.05L 13 59kg   $21
  11 8 AROD (IRE) Peter Chapple-Hyam Craig Williams 13.8L 5 59kg   $8.50
  12 5 MOURINHO Peter Gelagotis Vlad Duric 16.05L 12 59kg   $41
  13 11 KERMADEC (NZ) Chris Waller Glen Boss 20.3L 10 57.5kg   $9
  14 9 COMPLACENT John O’Shea James Doyle 35.3L 6 59kg   $21

" I cannot accept that three people, all totally stupid, could congregate at the same time."

Well, the three of us weren't stupid enough to tell the world "Load up on the lay in Brisbane as after that there will be no value they will be so long in the betting. Load up on the lay in them winning the series too. Money for old rope as these cheaters choke and fumble and blame everyone except their own miserable lack of talent."

That advice was given by the only person stupid enough to make themselves a laughing-stock as well as a sitting-duck, for as long as this forum exists - yourself.

You appear to be running out of steam, but keep ém coming anyway!

It is not the horses that you think will beat another horse you moron, it is the mathematics.

I figure that not only are you and Gaz the same person but that cretin Count must also be included. I cannot accept that three people, all totally stupid, could congregate at the same time.

So Gladys, if it is all as you said:  "Good horse, best of her era, beat nuthin'."

Then who were these nuthin's that you were so sure that were going to beat our CHAMPION MARE when you laid her time and time again?

CHECKMATE DOPEY smiley

why is it that some races have no neural prices, instead 9999.00 appears in the odds column  this is happening every week   could you please fix this asap    thank yyou

Hey Glad, can't believe you're asking me "who is the dunderhead?"

Well, this might give you a clue.

"Load up on the lay in Brisbane as after that there will be no value they will be so long in the betting. Load up on the lay in them winning the series too. Money for old rope as these cheaters choke and fumble and blame everyone except their own miserable lack of talent."

Don't keep us waiting too long for your next hilarious prediction.

As usual, thanks for the laughs.

Whilst you are trying to count on the six fingers you have on each hand Count, work out the actual loss when one of the tests was drawn and they were short odds on favourites.

I know this will do your head in but do you realise that after the initial lay you can trade in and out of the market.

Now, who is the dunderhead.

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Hey Gladys, I see by your clueless "What Did Winx Beat?" thread, that you've finally come out of hiding.

No doubt you'll be back on this thread very soon, too. You must be eager to share with us the results of how your self-promoted expert sporting knowledge and opinion performed in laying the Aussies five times in all five Test matches. It will very handy having this thread as a reference point to your credibility on your past and future sporting observations. 

Good to have you back, let the laughs recommence. 

I was thinking of filing a 'missing persons' report on our Glad, but then I thought, do we really want her found?

Ummm.... No!

What's happened to Gladys?

I heard an unverified rumour that Gladys is now in the poor house after continually doing her dough laying WINX and then followed by trying to drag herself back out of the mire and then experiencing yet another another losing streak when laying the Aussie cricketers.

The rumour goes that first she couldn't pay her power bills and was then seen attempting to recharge her laptop for free and post from Macca's.

Apparently the manager then showed her the door as she was not making any purchases and was last seen skulking around the nearby Cash Converters attempting to sell her laptop for a pittance.

Where's Gladys?

What NO retort Gladys?

Perhaps she is still stuck in the corner that she painted herself into and simply can not get to the keyboard.

Or is it that this blowhard has finally been silenced as she has now realised what a fool she has made of herself?

Gee Glad, that's a bit rich, accusing someone else of writing 'tripe'.

And on the very thread where you told the world to keep 'loading-up' on laying the 'no-hoper' Aussie cricketers.

For anyone who missed the result it was a 4-0 white-wash to Gladys' 'no-hopers'. 

If your cricket knowledge reflects in any way the calibre of your racing knowledge, then we can safely disregard anything you've posted in the past.

Once again, thanks for the laughs.

The King sounds like a clown that was on punters.

Gladys, 

You can't have it both ways.

One minute you are saying that you only ever selectively laid WINX, meaning that you thought that there were presumably a number of horses in some of her races that may have been capable of beating her.

But in the next breath you say:

"I have never said that Winx was hopeless, I have just reserved that title for the want of a better word, "opposition" she faced. I have always acknowledged her as a good horse, best of her era, beat nuthin' horse."

AND

"Once this lot retired it was onwards and upwards in flogging aged stayers, non winners and stablemates."   

So which one is it Gladys?

You were so confident that she would win time and time again because she was a good horse who had nothing to beat except hopeless opposition comprised of aged stayers, non winners and stablemates.

OR

As you now claim you only laid WINX selectively as presumably you were fearful that the opposition in some of her races may have not be so hopeless and in fact in your opinion may have been able to beat her.

And if so who were these horses that one minute you are calling hopeless but in the next breath you appear to consider are in fact good enough to knock off our CHAMPION MARE?

Like I said you can't have it both ways Glad.

Check mate dopey, you have obviously painted yourself into a corner. smiley

Let's see you try and wriggle yourself out of this one, now that really will be funny. 

    

I forgot to ask

Can someone name his first winner .,...

What star jockey is about to try his luck in Sydney ?

Deary me Gladys.....some absolute tripe written there

Don’t worry about correcting anything you write Gaz, no one reads your tripe.

As usual, Chivas is really wise after the event.

Have a look at Winx’s three year old races Oldman. A number of horses towel her up with ease, especially First Seal. Once this lot retired it was onwards and upwards in flogging aged stayers, non winners and stablemates.

Should have been LAGER LAD not larger lad, sorry about that lads!

Gladys,

Thanks for the times that you've given me.

The memories are all in my mind.

And now that we've come to the end of our rainbow.

There's something I must say to you out loud.

You're once, twice, three, (no wait), four times a lady LOSER and we still love to ridicule you,

Keep up the good work Glad, please oh please do not ever change as you are a constant source of mirth for us Ausies.

Now go off and wallow in self pity as you cry into your pint with the rest of your balmy army larger lad chums as you all sing yet another rousing pathetic LOSER SONG ya pommy git.

I've been short-changed more than 5 days of test cricket this Summer, England have been that awful. I should receive compensation for the lo

Not once was I disappointed watching Winx race. I did not watch her 3 yo races.

OMG! Has there ever been a thread that's embarrassed its author more than this one has embarrassed poor ol' Gladys? In a word - No!

Has there ever been a thread that has been a source of such hilarity to the forum as this one? In a word - No!

This certainly puts your constant bagging of Winx into context, proving that you really have no idea what you're talking about.

Please put up another anti-Aussie "Load Up On This" thread soon. We need all the laughs we can get in these uncertain times.

"Load Up On This" Result, a 4-0 white-wash win to the 'hopeless' Aussies.

Like I said, thanks for the laughs.

Well said Branded. I could not agree with you more.

As for you Count, unfortunately you need to join a few of the other retards on here and enrol in a basic remedial class. I have never said that Winx was hopeless, I have just reserved that title for the want of a better word, "opposition" she faced. I have always acknowledged her as a good horse, best of her era, beat nuthin' horse.

If any of the words I have used are beyond your comprehension let me know and I will see if I can use a one syllable word in its place.

Just to put my amazing posts to one side for the present.

I feel very uneasy watching the guys in the Australian Cricket team that have been up to a bit of mischief (for want of a better word). When will the next episode come I keep asking myself. Especially when certain parties have history. The poor guy who was used as the scapegoat has not been sighted. He seemed to have the talent but maybe the guilt proved too much.

People seemed to think the guilty parties were treated too harshly, but for mine they got off lightly. To even want to win that way does not compute with me. To think that no one else knew amazes me. 

When you put that Baggy Green on you are the pride of the Nation. For mine Australian Cricket has lost the plot. For the world to believe cricketers can be paid to give weather reports defies belief. That party got off very lightly.

What is it with Marnus Labuschagne laying all over the wicket during the last overs of that 4th test? He even seems to want to mirror Steven Smith' antics for some reason. Even his celebrations are way over the top. And his dismissal leaves me scratching my head. Justin Langer needs to have a chat with him.

There was even talk of him being the Vice Captain. I would be very embarrassed with that outcome.

Just to listen to the commentary is astounding. It is like there is only one team playing. The commentary seems to reflect the team probably because most of them played for Australia. How Sir Ian Botham sits there and listens to that I do not understand.

I want the Australian Cricket team to win With their talent and skill which they have in Spades. I’m from the old school. I remember even welcoming the opposing Skipper to the crease. The Captain of the team would say to his team "Gents we have the opposing Captain coming to the crease, let’s welcome him. The whole team would clap. Even someone reaching a Century would receive a hand. Just to show respect was part of the game.

Also with this short pitched bowling. I do not believe we have learnt anything from Phil Hughes passing. All over the world we see Batsmen being struck. What the answer is I do not know. If they ban any balls above the shoulders we all know the next target will be the heart which is very open and vulnerable.

Our new Captain really looks the goods. All I want is to win with class and respect.

Well said Count

If Winx was as hopeless as you claim, why wouldn't you continually Lay her? Just as you're continually laying your hopeless Aussie cricketers. Easy money in your view, surely. Then again, this thread has shown that your view is nothing short of disastrous. Anyone who wants to check your form on sports commentating need only look as far as thread to see that you have no idea whatsoever.

"Load up on this" indeed! Thanks for the laughs.

 

 

The only thing that continues is your pathological lying. I didn't continually lay Winx. I have already stated the times that I did and how I did it.  Also I am not English.

The fact that you publish your mistruths in capital letters does not make it a fact. No wonder you haven't a clue as to your own identity.

Great result yesterday for my persistence in laying these cheats. They had this woeful Pommy side on the ropes and just like the test in England and the test against India, when it comes to finishing  off the opposition they fall in a heap. What madness batting on so some flat track bully can help his contract along financially. The fact that Khawaja can score two centuries just highlights how hopeless this English side is. This guy was dropped for a reason, he can't score runs overseas or when there is the slightest bit of pressure placed upon him. Now he is lauded as the next Bradman.

The other thing that coerces me to render my hilarity audible is this persistence of the cheats to crawl up Warner with "Davey this" and "Davey that". They know, if he spills his guts about what really happened at Newlands and who was and wasn't involved, a few of them will be down at Centrelink. They can't do anymore to him but he can certainly fix a few of them. It was amazing that even though Cricket Australia were aware of Paine's indiscretions they made him captain as they could not afford to name anyone else in case they were also involved. Look how that worked out.

Anyway, on to Hobart and lay these cheats again. The Pommy side will be missing a few of the regular no hopers but a fresh face may work wonders. Even though they are useless I do feel a bit sorry for them in that they never got any warm up matches in Australia. Had Joffra Archer toured giving Wood assistance I think it would have been a totally different result. 

The Winx Syndrome continues with Gaz. Beat no hopers and then beat your chest. Great stuff until it gets shown up for what it is.

Well said King

Gladys,

Re your:

"I think what will happen now is that a sort of Winx Syndrome will develop."

Yes, well you don'tget much right but you were right about this one you Pommie git.

The "Winx Syndrome Syndrome" as far as you are concerned has manifested itself for you once again in that just like when you were continually laying Winx over and over a gain you now lay the Australian team to lose over and over again.

As they say the first sign of madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

But in you case Gladys you do in fact achieve the same result whether it be laying Winx to lose or laying the Australian team to lose the result is always the same for you, YOU LOSE!

You may ask yourself why do I continue to do this, the answer is simple.

BECAUSE YOU ARE A PROUD POMMIE LOSER.

 

 

You should have waited until this morning, you would have got $1.88. Tomorrow it will probably be $2.80.

I think I will lay the cheats again in the Melbourne Test. Although the Poms were completely outplayed in the first two I don't think a draw is beyond them if the Melbourne pitch is another road. Now don't get me wrong, the Poms are virtually useless with a bloke aged nearly 40 and another touching 36 as their opening bowlers. These two are hopeless anywhere outside of England and with a Dukes ball. The other bowlers are plodders with the exception of Wood and the batting, leaving aside Root, is deplorable.

Now having said all that, the cheats are completely overrated. If you want to see how good they are, just bring an Indian B or C grade side out here and they will be exposed.  Smith and Labuschagne and Cummins and Hazelwood are good but none of the others would have made an Australian side twenty years ago. Test cricket with the exception of India is pitiful at the moment. It has been in free fall since IPL made average players millionaires in six weeks. A test place is now just the steps to secure an IPL contract, nothing more. These no hopers could not care less about the honour of representing their country.

The Winx Syndrome is upon us. By beating no hopers the media is now lauding the cheats as fabulous players which we know they are not. If you don't believe me just have a look at the last couple of series against India C grade, that will open your eyes. At $1.50 I will be laying the cheats again. As a side note, isn't it interesting that none of the bowlers knew what three batters were doing when the sandpaper was used. Perhaps they were concentrating on what bats the batters should be using.

No Oldman, only what I thought was a decent investment. I made the mistake of thinking that these Pommies, although next to useless, had a bit of internal fortitude. A total pea hearted inept effort. It is a shame that Joffra Archer did not make the tour but then I imagine had he been playing then the price on offer would have been totally different.

The one thing that I do find disturbing however is that the media is now spruiking that our team are a champion outfit. A year ago they were flogged by a third rate Indian outfit and having not played test cricket since, I can hardly see how they improved. I think that it is just a case of the opposition being probably the worst Pommy team to come here, and that is saying something.

I think what will happen now is that a sort of Winx Syndrome will develop. The fact that this team has won and won well will go down as them being world beaters when the real reason is that the opposition is just hopeless. Fancy, most of these clowns are getting paid a million dollars a year and can't catch, field or even bat.

Having said that, I think I will lay the cheats again in Adelaide and I still have my lay on the series win going, although a bit wobbly. If the Poms get the ball to move the cheats will fall in a heap.

I hope you haven't put your rent money on it.

Here we go again. Having layed these duds a few weeks back at 1.70, again at 1.80, again at 1.25 and finally yesterday at 1.08 all we need now is for the Poms to score another 150 to 200 today and all exposure will be covered leaving me with a bet to nothing.

Now that will be a big ask as I have already stated in my first post, This Pommy side is next to useless. Against that however, these no hoping cheats have not been able to dismiss a team in the second innings for the last three tests. If the big noters are left with a run chase of anything more than 150 then we all know what will happen. Those pea hearts will collapse in a heap. Wouldn't it be hysterically funny if Leach went through them. 

Anyway, long way to go yet. If these useless Pommies can last two sessions today then happy days.

 

Don't be disheartened if you have layed the cheats. The Poms got caught on a green top and tomorrow the sandpaper brigade get their turn. I have had a further lay bet against the cheats as we all know that they can't bat on anything unless it it stinking hot and a complete road. These Poms are hopeless but they are shrewd. They have left out Anderson and Broad for a reason. These Pommy seamers and Wood will be right at home on this wicket.

Now 147 is a pretty average score but how do you reckon out no hopers will go on it. Once they get rolled you can bet back and green up and happy days.

I thought the most disturbing thing today was the ex captain waving his hands about setting fields and ordering people about. Tells you a lot about who is running the show.

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